about us . . .

Obey the penis!

And then . . . there was gooning!

From the days before man dwelt in caves, we have been mastering the art of milking our cocks. It has always been a pastime to jack off, but some go farther with the practice: seeking to maximize pleasure by chasing a mindset, while stimulating themselves and entering a state of focus.

Gooning stems from the pejorative term Goon; the idea was that a man who spent so much time focusing on their cock would become single minded goons.

I saw you peaking at my dick!

gooning is NOT a hobby!

MORE ABOUT THE GOONING LIFESTYLE. gOONING IS NOT A SIMPLE HOBBY! wHEN YOU MAKE THE CONSCIOUS DECISION TO BECOME A GOONER, YOU HAVE TO SIGN A “CONTRACT” WITH YOUR PENIS! tHE CONTRACTS STATES THAT YOU MUST COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY OBEY YOUR PENIS, AND ALL OF ITS WANTS AND NEEDS ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO MASTURBATING!

the different types of gooners

The art of gooning is ever-changing and constantly evolving. today There are numerous classifications of gooners!
Here’s just a taste of the many faces of goon!

toy gooners

furry gooners

anonymous gooners

thoughts on gooning!

For me, getting into the Goon State is reliant on dedicated focus and almost tantric practice, falling under a state of deep self-hypnosis. Time stops mattering, like everything else. There is only focus on an idea, the shape of the idea always changing, and wading deeper into the tunnel of focus. You can lay back & rub your cock and let lust lead the way!

more thoughts on gooning!

Every gooner bro should be united by a love of serving our cocks. gooner bros have always been and will always be the pioneers of lust, let your mind conjure what makes you horny… get a good image. Now, grab your cock and sink deeper. Are you a gooner bro?


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